her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
