I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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