Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize