Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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