I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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