If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
whose parrot is this?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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