We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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