Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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