I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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