Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she woke up with a sticky ear
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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