Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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