how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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