spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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