would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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