NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
