So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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