And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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