from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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