The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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