i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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