ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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