What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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