Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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