If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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