As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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