he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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