I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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