If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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