i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize