how can u be prego again
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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