why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Randomize
