It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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