Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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