What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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