I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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