It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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