At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
They took my balls.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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