I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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