bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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