Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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