I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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