Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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