you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Randomize
