i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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