I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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