So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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