SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
