return my video game
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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