just come out here and I will go home with you...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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