If i come over, it means nothing
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
