Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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