I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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