I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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