if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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