Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
These tits shall not be calmed
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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