she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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